Superweapons (Feature)

[FireMessiah]

Everyone in my house thinks im a nutter now xD

a feeling im often familiar with

[Nombringer]

New UEF Powers -
Rally Cry - A 2 part power, first comes the brave rally, then the manly crying.
Persuasive Recruitment - Causes Gyles Casting to have more bias and adds 100% more effectiveness at recruiting for UEF.
Inevitable Collapse - Knowing their fate, the UEF gives up and surrenders to become a Slave faction.
Mass Media - On Screen Ads and Newspapers are created to convince you to join the UEF's efforts.
Turtle Tank - Realising your factions only strength, you are given a fortress of Point Defences.

New Aeon Powers -
Religious Hope - Turn to a higher power, and pray for a saviour.
Dev Hack - Twists the Zep-God's Arm, and makes Aurora's more OP.
Reincarnation - You obviously misclicked when choosing this faction, so you are given a chance to reroll.
Devine Intervention - In a Sticky Situation? Call for a Galaxy Wide Server Shutdown.
Charity Case - Causes you to whine on forums about being underpowered, until new patch is released.

New Seraphim Powers -
Language Barrier - Confuses all enemies with a barrage of unrecognisable words.
Chickens CAN Fly - Gives the Ythotha Wings.
Lucky Bomber Rush - Temporarily gives you LuXun's ability to micro manage multiple early bombers at once.
Telepathic Topography - Instantly know the setup of a map you've never played before.
Zthu-per Depression - Your opponent becomes so depressed at the effectiveness of your Zthuee rush, they ragequit.

New Cybran Powers -
Backwards Compatible - Reverts to a former Patch of your choosing when you feel more pimped.
Horny Brackman - Confuses opponents with a constant loop of "Ohhh Yesss".
QAI Anal Probe - QAI is tasked to learn some rather personal info about your opponent, in a very sensitive manner.
Mantis Phobia - Your opponents are forced to run, after seeing hundreds of Spider like machines.
Force Massive Upgrades - All of your opponents system updates happen at once, causing them to time out of a match.

You glorious human being....