I decided to open my secret file of my favorite quotes and share the not too offensive ones with you! For better readability i removed time stamps - otherwise every spelling error and similar has been copied to 100% from the FAF chat or game lobbies or even PMs. There might be some insiders and all time classics involved that may or may not be understood..
PS: I hope nobody is offended!
1)
BC_Blackheart:
your games are getting weirder and weirder lol
DEUS_EX:
I am extremely high when I play recently
2)
BC_Tiep:
balance by SC-account phD. stackacology
3)
ARMMAGEDON:
my sister pc is a lagging machine
ARMMAGEDON:
she have to have million of lagging virus
4)
SYSTEM_FAILURE:
i do like 5 apm
SYSTEM_FAILURE:
click comander click move, click comander, fart, then click end game
5)
Isen_:
i hurted my arm with the rage
6)
TheDream:
hm setons and nobody joining, thats like a piece of s**t and no flies around it
7)
Ze_PilOt:
In dstojkov next post, I will be the new hitler
8)
galacticfear:
Do you know what a good alternative for setons is?
galacticfear:
Setons.
9)
Bliss:
in italy you have to go to school 25 years and then you are unemployed
10)
********:
I ask a question about race BC_Blackhert Cybran to that with a dificudade
11)
CrazedChariot:
I farm you for nice points
CrazedChariot:
Now go grow while i eat dinner , and i will harvest you later
12)
Kirusion:
Guy's don't play with someone called Stalin
13)
RA_ZLO:
hover ingerees have little less health
14)
Lu_Xun_17:
+3 for koecher's bed
15)
RA_ZLO:
Reclime Accademy
16)
MnB:
well just need chose better team next time less noobs))
17)
akamist:
blackheart
akamist:
in russia if you call man dog
akamist:
he will 75% kill you
akamist:
and 25% kill you then r**e corpse
18)
BC_Blackheart:
join BC_Tipok game
Avantgarde:
to hight
BC_Tiep:
too high, are you TA4life?
19)
Maverick:
i pwned 1 noob - kacknoob 7 gave you 2x eco - big mistake
20)
TA4Life:
I need a line of coke for this one
21)
CrazedChariot:
that game
CrazedChariot:
was enough to make me start drinking
CrazedChariot:
im off the wagon
CrazedChariot:
next person who hover bombes
CrazedChariot:
im gonna get your address
CrazedChariot:
and come find you
22)
RA_Shado:
so lats make good face and block aone race ... just dont play aone
RA_Shado:
no one play aone?)))
23)
[O-W]Reddev32:
u sure your brains not bugged?
[O-W]Reddev32:
cause u paly s**t
24)
[AoS]galacticfear:
setons map control is vital
25)
[BTH]V-TWO:
akamist can you STOP offering to send me a pic of ur d*** in PM, THANK YOU
[AoS]akamist:
oh sorry i will stop)
26)
[VoR]TA4Life:
I am playing shitties than I have ever played
[BC]Banana:
did your son smoke all weed away?
[VoR]TA4Life:
if he smokes his dad's weed he will be in trouble
27)
[OS]CrazedChariot:
Schmaltz with german bread
[OS]CrazedChariot:
good stuff
[OS]CrazedChariot:
then i wash it down with Shneiderwiess tap 6
[OS]CrazedChariot:
which tastes like bananas
[OS]CrazedChariot:
makes me extra happy
[OS]CrazedChariot:
cause i feel like im devouring BH
29)
[BC]Tiep:
Putin
[BC]Tiep:
x or invade
30)
[OS]Styrbjorn:
i also did find the perfect moment
[OS]Styrbjorn:
to retreat
[OS]Styrbjorn:
becuse i play smaert
31)
MnB:
bugaga that all what i can say about such game
32)
[BC]LEXTOC:
i get chicken hairs when Tiep types smileys
33)
Lu_Xun_17:
i'm alzheimer
34)
[GB]SYSTEM_FAILURE:
Gorton can i call you Goat for short?
35)
VICKI:
Why do people always assume becuase im 900 i couldnt kick there butt
36)
[OS]LuXy:
no Zockyzock
[OS]LuXy:
you will become old before the age!
37)
[SFo]Voodoo:
so Uaregay against england starting soon
38)
SC-Account to all: how long would a spaceship travelling at 33% c need to get from one end of joly's cpu bar to the other
39)
Zockyzock:
better make abstinence game
Zockyzock:
and host bc game and drink when someone joins
40)
[VoR]TA4Life:
I got so high it took me 10 minutes to find the find games tab
---The end----
Conclusion: CC needs to use the enter key less & TA really likes to clear his garden from weeds.