Funny Quotes Thread!

[TheKoopa]

May I present to you the first ever Funny Quotes thread on FAF! (At least I think it is). Post quotes (someone else's) here, and edit as needed (editing out the secondary chat, etc.) I shall start it off with this:

BC_Blackheart: then at some point I realized that I built bombers on repeat
BC_Blackheart: and spammed pgens with 5 engy
BC_Blackheart: meanwhile 3 auroras raped my base

[rockoe10]

ColonelSheppard: "Only the fear of the hypnotoad is preventing me from raging right now."

[Nombringer]

BC_Blackheart: i just copy his shit and do it 5% better leads to easy win usually xD

Astrofoo911 (this is an old one) : Nombringer if you build another lab, I swear to god. I WILL OC YOUR FACE.






We had a great thread on the old TEA forums but it went down and much of the comedy gold was lost forever

[Exotic_Retard]

"wot eez deez..." -ZLO

[TheKoopa]

Here's been one I've wanted to post for a long time:

Gyle: I'll be willing to bet my sister's left boob on this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8KUDFG0 ... xMIFwtf2bw

[Golol]

i dunno how it excactly went but t was something like this
zock: oh i built too many engineers
zock: well i can fix this
zock: die for your motherland
(reclaim engies with other engies)

[TheKoopa]

VoR_Tex: I appreciate the warning VoRGor
VoR_Tex: But if people have seizures
VoR_Tex: Why do they play a game
VoR_Tex: Where the point is
VoR_Tex: to zoom in and out REALLY fucking fast
VoR_Gorton: lol xD

[TheKoopa]

Vee: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =135103771

[Gorton]

Ze_PilOt:
I guess some people really hate changelog

Ze_PilOt:
maybe a changelog touch him in bad places when he was a kid

[Gorton]

When talking about uses for languages:

The_Koopa:
Latin -> Science and Medicine


The_Koopa:
Spanish -> What?


BC_Blackheart:
spanish -> taco bell manager