ACU Religions

[Dreck]

I don't know a lot about the lore, but wich of our religions fits best with faf factions ?

I thought Christans go with UEF, little support drones .. little support altar boys.
Aeon strikes me more as Buddhism, that nice peaceful, hopeful green faction colour and all.
Seraphim's gotta be muslims with their conquer/rush upgrades.
Cybran is a hard one, people playing alot of cybran often are very creative, vicous and smart, so i'd go with zionist jews.

[biass]

uh

[TheKoopa]

Um

[Farmsletje]

Religion councillor

[zeroAPM]

Well i can't let my reputation as "The Worst Poster On The Site" be tarnished like that, engage maximum kusoposting mode, don't care if i eat a ban for this.

Cybran:
Insect like units, near hive mind, suicide attacks, hit and run guerrilla tactics, color red.
Verdict:

Spoiler: show

RELIGION OF PEACE

Aeon:
Illuminate=enlightened, all subservient to women (ignore the bs total-mental-rewrite-from-across-the-galaxy-power, is not in game so no OP pls nerf), will gladly kill themselves in order to further the goals of their superior (sacrifice ability), green so hippies too.
Verdict:

Spoiler: show

EUPHORIC FEDORAS
(also soy)

Seraphim:
Ayy lmao, also Ancient Alien tech going around and being dug up, did i mention yellow?
Verdict:

Spoiler: show

Presented without comment

UEF:
Old style, heavy handed, worldgalaxy police, napalm the reds, send the soldiers to deal with the hippies and nuke the yellows, very America, also it's CURRENT YEAR here.
Verdict:

Spoiler: show

MAGAism or one of it's currents

[Evildrew]

UEF - Christian
Cybran - Atheists
Aoen - Buddists
Seraphim - Muslims

[Mad`Mozart]

How about we assume their gender now?
I think UEF is gay.

[TheKoopa]

Didn't know that gay is a gender

[Lieutenant Lich]

nah bro UEF sexually identifies as an attack helicopter

[moonbearonmeth]

Time for the boring as f*** canon answer

Aeon and Seraphim follow The Way
UEF and Cybran do whatever the f*** they want however during the infinite war people tended to keep quiet if they had any religious beliefs because any religion tended to get lumped in with the anti-aeon propaganda that was passed around.