Join BAW now!

[Zock]

We are an all-female erotic roleplay clan focused on trashtalking other clans and breaking their wishes, hopes and dreams - especially of the weak ones that can't fight back properly. (e.g. BC)

We already have more active players than FAF because we are the most flamboyant, if you can find someone more flamboyant we will refund the difference.

Several clan members repeatedly stated that joining BAW was the best decision of their life.

The clan is dedicated to help players of all skill levels improving. Instead of the hard and tedious method of getting better, we developed the sophisticated method of breaking children's wishes, until god or any eternal being has mercy with them and grants us skill. To refine and practice this method, we are hosting regular clan training days.

On rare occasions, and when in line with the previous goals, even having fun might be allowed for limited time by emergency laws from the clan authorities.


Requirements:
-No Rating requirement - noobs are explicitly welcome
-You are an active player, motivated to improve and having fun doing so
-Teamspeak
-You are willing to sign a contract to support our secret clan goals, and, if necessary, sacrifice yourself for them
-You like the idea of clan training (or at times just clan activity, all play and no work) days and participate as often as possible.

To join, or attempt to do so, log in on the clan page, send a join request and talk to a clan member, preferably myself.

[Zock]

Some references for our expertise and honesty:

If just BAW existed back then, we'd have GW done since decades

Now that BAW is here, i will lock myself in a basement until all bugs are fixed, including that annoying memory leak bug where you forgot where you placed your keys

I'd even become vegetarian to join BAW, but unfortunately they only take active players. Now i'm left to drown my sorrow in chicken and pretend i never wanted to join anyway by accusing them of fake quotes

fu noobs

[CookieNoob]

Some references for our expertise and honesty:

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fu noobs

what Maverick really wanted to say: JOIN SNF (special noob forces) instead, we are an all welcome clan with a lots of active players, that are always willing to help lower rated players at any time. Currently we have an internal 1v1 tourney going and reviewing the replays (ofc only if the players wish so) with synced live replay + skype to point out things to improve. Clan training days are also planned in case more lower rated players join us. So dont hesitate anymore and join SNF (even if you are BAW atm).

[Exotic_Retard]

The clan is dedicated to help players of all sill levels improving.

even this sill level?

damn

[keyser]

what BAW stand for ?
do we get free zock's lesson ® ?

[Zock]

what Maverick really wanted to say: JOIN SNF (special noob forces) instead, we are an all welcome clan with a lots of active players, that are always willing to help lower rated players at any time. Currently we have an internal 1v1 tourney going and reviewing the replays (ofc only if the players wish so) with synced live replay + skype to point out things to improve. Clan training days are also planned in case more lower rated players join us. So dont hesitate anymore and join SNF (even if you are BAW atm).

You seemingly aren't even able to afford an own thread for your advertisement!

even this sill level?

damn

Thats a beautiful sill, its definitely very welcome!

what BAW stand for ?

We don't really know either.

do we get free zock's lesson ® ?

Yes, several people already got some. You also get lessons by people who got zock lessons. It's a trickle down skill effect concept.

[briang]

I never thought I'd hear trickle down effect from anyone but Republican economists trying to keep their donors happy.

[keyser]

do we get free zock's lesson ® ?

Yes, several people already got some. You also get lessons by people who got zock lessons. It's a trickle down skill effect concept.

that seems more like a pyramid scheme... careful people that feels like a scam... (pretty sure at some point you are going to make other people sell their lessons, and you will get a % on their salary. Zock always trying to gain more money )

[Zock]

We get enough money from republican oligarchs and ancient Pharaohs sponsoring our tickle down pyramids. The clan is 100% FREE* and all members are made out of 100% recyclable and environment friendly materials. All our mass is extracted under certified international fair trade standards.

*minor losses like sacrificing your life, body and soul to the clan not taken into account. Not that they would've been of any value before you joined BAW, and we will provide you with new and infinitely greater ones after

[Mel_Gibson]

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