Forged Alliance Forever Forged Alliance Forever Forums 2016-11-06T23:53:25+02:00 /feed.php?f=2&t=13413 2016-11-06T23:53:25+02:00 2016-11-06T23:53:25+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138493#p138493 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 06 Nov 2016, 23:53


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2016-11-06T23:52:27+02:00 2016-11-06T23:52:27+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138492#p138492 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
1.if you know what e clan is, vote tokyto.
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i know, i know everyone is jealous of empire clan and calling e power trips, but if you think about it, im not a wiki admin because i power tripped, and faf is so much worse now that i am? if youre voting for not toky because you dont like e, well thats your choice but.... : D

hes just your average kinda guy, the occiasional idea and the occasional cancer. safe choice, has been commited for like 2 years, will be committed in the forseeable future, whatever.


im voting for him because i have seen him work. he organized tourneys (just look at tourney forum section) he organized events (empire ladder week? remember that?)
aside from saying the occasional absurdity he has a realistic idea of what will happen, what can and cant be done, ect. also pretty clear that hes gonna have a team ready from day one ect. but meh i guess. my reasons shouldnt be relevant. this is a review not why im voting for toky.

2.if you get cancer at the idea of e clan getting more power (cos server access isnt enough right) then vote gieb
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much more exciting and controvesial at the same time. has some bright points and also blemishes, rather than the relative average-ness of toky. not sure what could happen with him, could be great or terrible or inbetween.

hes the kinda of guy you vote for when you think he can actually achieve what he says. some say that false promises are no big deal, but i think it shows that he doesnt understand whats going on. its ok to be optimistic, but this is way too far. he promises to bscly rework client, when its all but abandoned by devs, no one even wants to review ready code for it. ive seen a lot of things, and most of the things he promises have failed already.

one of two things will happen:
1. a miracle
2. gets a rough wake up if he gets the position
optionally he becomes TA : "i quit because i felt like i had no influence over anything" - not exact quote(do correct if im wrong) but this is what i see when you have expectations like that.

of course lets not forget his opening statement, i think that is worth more than everything else he said put together. solid choice. really. <3

3.if you are australian (or protest voter) vote biass
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he bscly tokyto but in australia, and a bit more reserved, i guess

Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 06 Nov 2016, 23:52


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2016-11-06T23:49:08+02:00 2016-11-06T23:49:08+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138491#p138491 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> my signage took more time then the other 3 (does the other one really count?) combined
:)

else, nice roast <3

Statistics: Posted by biass — 06 Nov 2016, 23:49


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2016-11-06T23:30:54+02:00 2016-11-06T23:30:54+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138487#p138487 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
enjoy your loving review:

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i guess some general info first will not be that bad
so i know biass a little bit. not super much but i have had dealing with him before. bscly i asked him to do some modelling work for me, ect, and it was cool and all.

hes a pretty nice guy, sometimes even does the work you ask him ect, but lately hes been hiding from my barely reasonable requests so i feel a tiny bit sad (
ah well.

now lets go through his manifesto-thing:


I'm not one to push out many fake promises

hue. lets see then : D


However, i am also capable of doing any of the work listed below:

this is a pretty nice list, however i dont really know of any of the quality of the things he can put out, especially when it comes to things like mods, which are a strange one since you can be great at sim mods but terrible at ui mods, ect. ive seen biass maps but i havent really seen biass anything else tbh. i havent looked too hard but nothing really jumps to mind.
another thing is that this looks like its more suitable for m&m councillor than anything else, mods,mission scripting and knowing his maps gives me that impression.
well, tournament direction is on that list. so i looked through here and found he did indeed host some blitz tourney in july, however hes not super prominent there, if you count who appears how many times there as a td i think you get the point.
but, whatever i guess hes ok at that, and its not that being a td is the cancerlors job anyway its organizing tds so mb i should be a bit more lenient here.

overall the list of achievements is kinda nice but not mindblowing like giebs or something.


~Weekly Reporting.

yes. thank you. i think this is reasonably feasible, and would help. not perfect suggestion though. the thing is that there isnt that much progress to be reported xD monthly or biweekly would be nice. if you can spread it enough to manage weekly reporting then why not.
but one thing that all the candidates seem to forget is that they collect info. reporting it is nice but thats the (ahaha) future promotion councilors job. still wouldnt hurt to do it now.


~Tournaments.
-First, areas outside the european scene.

well. why not. but allow me to be the blatant racist i am and say well it makes sense to concentrate on eu because there are more people there. this sounds like a side project that would be nice to have but doesnt make sense to be top priority. (dunno how many top players are from au/nz/overthere but i think its kinda close to 0)


-First, QAI.

semi feasible. force washy to do it. if he says no then..... cry? thats how i imagine it.


-Reintroduce the Weekly u1100, and u1500 tournaments.

yes. i personally want this. however as with anything it will take time and td effort and might be shit. we will see i guess but it could happen, and if it actually works then thats cool. would be nice to use those cancerlor powers to divert some moneys to noob tourneys so people play then pretty often. but would have that effect of that top 1100 always grabbing that $5


-The Ladder. (You knew this was coming.)

ahahahhaha

I'm not one to push out many fake promises

right

-Leagues and divisions.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. refer to what i said tokyto about this being a pipe dream and bscly yeah im gonna make cereal come down from the sky.


-Map curation. (You also knew this one was coming.)

hmmmmmmmmmm what.
this is m&m territory. are you sure you applied to the right post?




-I’m proposing repurposing our most useless tab: Tutorials

xDDDDDDDDD
since all of the candidates say this, well whatever i cant even be bothered to slam you for this <3


-Game Betting

yay xD not exactly ambitious but whatever, right? i like how you mention this thing. would be nice to have but not really sth i care too deeply about.


the rest of the manifesto is bscly stuff thats standart - you know - ill be there for you, i love everyone, ill cook you dinner, ect.
stuff we expect and not surprised by.

also this is worth mentioning:
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xDDDDD
while certainly a nice pic and quite amusing, im totally gonna take you super cereal after that. <3


and lastly, i guess we all knew this was coming, but biass lives in the far reaches of australia, aka good luck calling me or being online when i am.
this is easily his biggest issue, as PC its a responsibility to be a liason between the players and the devs, and collect info and deliver it to the council.
being asleep when everyones just starting to get drunk wont ever help. theres no way to fully mitigate this disadvantage, so instead we need to look at what tradeoffs there are to biass over the other candidates.

and honestly i dont really see it. he doesnt have something like gieb to just blow people away. if gieb was in au and biass was some finland dude then it would have some discussion, but i guess i kinda consider biass to be that strange 3rd guy who you protest vote over or something xD.

he doesnt commit any crimes like the other two, but he doesnt really offer anything super substantial either. i get the impression he wanted to be m&m councilor but that isnt being looked at yet.


TLDR:
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voting for biass is a bit like having rice for breakfast. theres nothing bad in it, and you wont get any nasty cancer, but its not terribly exciting.
and then you realize that the rice is cold because biass left it for you when he was awake and that was 8 hours ago and its kinda not great anymore and you dont really see him much unless he stays up to 3am again.

but whatever, we are all voting for him cos we have a grudge against the other 2 candidates? right?


biass <3 do enjoy

also. i just realised that Norton was crying at me because i wrote IceCreamer in my Dogyto review. i mean really xD how stuck up can you be? i know i upset you cos i wrote something mean about your beloved gieb but really xD you need to COOL OFF (with IceCreamer)

and finally i think i tried to spread cancer equally on all 3 subjects, i take offense to being accused of promoting tokyto, because i have other places for that. if you cant read past your impressions maybe its you who is just finding every excuse to call me out on it? maybe you should reread what i wrote then. i still think that my review shows gieb as the best candidate if you dont know how e clan works. very displeased at your saltiness Norty.

Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 06 Nov 2016, 23:30


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2016-11-06T16:20:33+02:00 2016-11-06T16:20:33+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138441#p138441 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
Gorton wrote:
All the shameless promotion just made me want to vote gieb even more than I already did.

same reply as mozy


By the way I have edited out the purposeful misspellings of names.
Please stop doing that.

... what? where?

Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 06 Nov 2016, 16:20


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2016-11-06T16:19:18+02:00 2016-11-06T16:19:18+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138439#p138439 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 06 Nov 2016, 16:19


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2016-11-05T15:33:56+02:00 2016-11-05T15:33:56+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138359#p138359 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
It really bothers me that candidates are listing their ideas and suggestions in their speeches. Those things have literally nothing to do with the role at all. No people will not start working because your suggestions were just that good, the community is full of good suggestions and we even have a page where you can vote for ones you like the most. People work on whatever they want, what you should be advertising is not your incredible ideas, but your incredible ability to make people motivated to work for a voluntary project. You have no authority to make anyone do anything, don't expect to get that as a PC.

Good luck to all candidates

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2016-11-05T11:15:39+02:00 2016-11-05T11:15:39+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138350#p138350 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Statistics: Posted by Darth_Google — 05 Nov 2016, 11:15


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2016-11-05T06:00:01+02:00 2016-11-05T06:00:01+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138339#p138339 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Also, yes i'm in baw, i admin the chat channel :3

Also: why is this?
Darth_Google wrote:
I'd still rather support Biass


i would like to hear the reason why you chose to do things, consider this the feedback gatherings part :)

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2016-11-04T22:29:47+02:00 2016-11-04T22:29:47+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138328#p138328 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>

By the way I have edited out the purposeful misspellings of names.
Please stop doing that.

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2016-11-04T22:03:30+02:00 2016-11-04T22:03:30+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138326#p138326 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Statistics: Posted by Darth_Google — 04 Nov 2016, 22:03


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2016-11-04T21:10:48+02:00 2016-11-04T21:10:48+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138321#p138321 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> not empty promises. Just because it's been futile in the past does not mean it always will be. We could by chance get more devs down the road so saying this doesn't sit well with me.

Tokyto_'s point about Blackheart being balance councilor is one reason I believe the PC position will not change much itself, but will influence the next decision as visionik said he will look there afterward. I'm a bit on the fritz about BH being balance councilor since he is one to avoid playing if he doesn't like something (e.g. for the past year-ish), and it has been stated that many people simply don't want to work with him - fair point as well. But, maybe BH's idea of a real balance team is the better focus.

Imo any of the 3 will be fine as biass has created maps for the ladder pool so it stops being boring (the Hollow map is like something I've never experienced before and <3 it), Tokyto_ is a great organizer and fun person, and Giebmasse just clearly has the top level of experience in post-mortem game community.

It's going to be pros and cons for each result, but I'm happy to see this all moving forward as Soon(tm) is and will be happening.

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2016-11-04T20:59:03+02:00 2016-11-04T20:59:03+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138320#p138320 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]> Statistics: Posted by Farmsletje — 04 Nov 2016, 20:59


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2016-11-04T20:20:19+02:00 2016-11-04T20:20:19+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138319#p138319 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
Mad`Mozart wrote:
Sorry havent read the wall of text yet but i hate how there are khm-khm certain people shamelessly endorsing their khm-khm certain friend :?

When you will read that then will see that its not because hes freind. 80% of post is about criticize him.

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I will add my piece to discusion. Doesnt matther what quality tokyto have, and he have them a lot (extremly freindly, non conflict, active, more like to do staff as talk about it).

The best quality that he have is that he is part of Empire clan. Better say he is one of 4 people who establish Empire clan. This can hear extremly selfis, while im in same clan. But its not about i support someone because hes in my clan or because hes freind, its because i know how we work and how we help each others with tasks #slavery2016. What is much higer probability that they will be done. And hes singing on position where is already most active FAF member and know what is going on.

Statistics: Posted by Ithilis_Quo — 04 Nov 2016, 20:20


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2016-11-04T20:18:57+02:00 2016-11-04T20:18:57+02:00 /viewtopic.php?t=13413&p=138318#p138318 <![CDATA[Re: Retards Retarded Review of Candidates for PC]]>
Mad`Mozart wrote:
Sorry havent read the wall of text yet but i hate how there are khm-khm certain people shamelessly endorsing their khm-khm certain friend :?


eeexactly! you read my mind!

but actually i kinda feel sad that you think im just doing it like this, i think i made a pretty level headed judgement about each candidate : (

Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 04 Nov 2016, 20:18


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