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Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-11-24T16:27:54+02:00

You forgot to add
Ithilis makes a long winded post on the forums how an XYZ unit should be balanced.
pro level: drink for every grammatical error in said post.

Statistics: Posted by da_monstr — 24 Nov 2015, 16:27

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-11-24T15:20:04+02:00

We'll need a Irish Drinking Faffing Song to go along with it.

First we need something that we never want to hear about

Statistics: Posted by zeroAPM — 24 Nov 2015, 15:20

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-11-24T13:49:09+02:00

Good morning

Let's include:
*ROBO-dani quits from a lobby with 92%+ balance
*Team of randomers loses to French spam&gun stack on wonder
*Extra shot if Noir was hit by the French train
*A BRS player does not lag

Statistics: Posted by Heaven — 24 Nov 2015, 13:49

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-11-24T02:42:28+02:00

FAF Drinking Game

Welcome to the FAF Drinking Game!

Tired of waiting 40 min for a game? Too scared to actually play a game? No friends and bored on a friday night?

Try the FAF Drinking game, it's simple: Log into FAF, observe (or participate in) Aeolus and....

Take a shot every time:

Dstojkov mentions 3599
Someone gets kicked
Vicki/Katara/KD7BCH/TheMightyNub/King_Joffrey says something retarded
speed2 links the faf wiki
Someone promotes #freereek
A pro complains about not getting any games
Luxy says he is rusty/makes an excuse not to play a game
Someone argues about balance
QAI insults someone
Viking looks down
Totaltuna makes a fish pun
TA4life complains about UI lag
Sheeo links tech support
Good players complain about Harbingers
Noobs complain about Mantis
Someone mentions KFC
Someone complains about an accepted mechanic as cheating like hoverbombing
Washy requests a stream
Someone quotes Player: quack quack quaaack to "prove" that he foe'd him
BC clan members acting gay/immature
Someone asks how to host a game
Galacticfear pings everyone
Extra shot if pinged players include people who don't even play Setons
There's a discussion about drugs
A certain someone is praising British military (You know who you are)
Zock advertises his lessons
Chosen rages at teammates
Extra shot if followed by "I don't rage/I never rage"
Another extra shot if Chosen died within 10 minutes
Mavy writing fu
Blackheart complaining about how bad FAF has become
The word "cancer" is used to describe something not related to cancer
Senton rage floods aeolus
Blodir or Mozart spam youtube links containing metal music
Gorton tries to be funny and "kicks" or "bans" himself
Blackheart complains about being too old
Freshy calling people "COM"
Mozart hates something
TA asks for someone to search ladder
Petric spams "xDDDDDDD" with the amount of Ds exceeding 10
Somebody misspells "Setons"
Petric listens to anime techno on stream
Adjux counter-pings

Finish bottle when:

Someone gets banned
You get invited to the lenny channel
You discover one of Luxy's new smurfs
You discover Zlo has friended you
Blackheart is playing ladder

If you're a lightweight replace shots with beers or whatever.

Enjoy!

f*** my life?

Statistics: Posted by Heaven — 24 Nov 2015, 02:42

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-18T03:54:41+02:00

i dont drink. But when they remove simulated projectiles or faction diversity - taking a shot looks like the only way

Statistics: Posted by justmakenewgame — 18 Sep 2015, 03:54

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-18T01:45:04+02:00

Exotic_Retard wrote:
uber hardcore version:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Super hardcore version: join SGI chat and drink when lenny face comes up
I'm looking at you TheKoopa

How about this: Swat starts preaching or trolling, whatever he does

Statistics: Posted by da_monstr — 18 Sep 2015, 01:45

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-18T01:37:47+02:00

Blackheart complaining about how bad FAF has become
The word "cancer" is used to describe something not related to cancer
Senton rage floods aeolus
Blodir or Mozart spam youtube links containing metal music
Gorton tries to be funny and "kicks" or "bans" himself
Blackheart complains about being too old
Freshy calling people "COM"
Mozart hates something
TA asks for someone to search ladder
Petric spams "xDDDDDDD" with the amount of Ds exceeding 10
Somebody misspells "Setons"

finish bottle

Blackheart is playing ladder

Statistics: Posted by Blackheart — 18 Sep 2015, 01:37

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-18T01:10:55+02:00

Aulex begins spam joining and leaving
VoR_Tex comes online

Statistics: Posted by Aulex — 18 Sep 2015, 01:10

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T23:21:06+02:00

Now officialized on the FAF wiki! Zock's list included

http://wiki.faforever.com/index.php?tit ... nking_Game

Statistics: Posted by Ceneraii — 17 Sep 2015, 23:21

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T22:31:10+02:00

And the next day FAF lost 90% of their users due to alcohol poisoning.
Only muslims survived because alcohol is haram.

Statistics: Posted by zeroAPM — 17 Sep 2015, 22:31

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T22:24:09+02:00

uber hardcore version:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Statistics: Posted by Exotic_Retard — 17 Sep 2015, 22:24

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T22:21:41+02:00

Someone argues about balance

too generic

-Harbinger blame by good players
-Mantis blame by noobs
-KFC mention
-Someone complains about an accepted mechanic as cheating like hoverbombing
-Washy requests a stream
-Someone quotes Player: quack quack quaaack to "prove" that he foed him
-BC acting gay/immature
-someone asks how to host a game
-gala pings everyone
-discussion about drugs
-this one guy praising British military
-me advertising lessons
-chosen rages at teammates
-bonus if followed by "i don't rage/i never rage"
-mavy writing fu
-BH saying "no competition" things
-petric listening to anime techno on stream
-Adjux counter-pings

Statistics: Posted by Zock — 17 Sep 2015, 22:21

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T22:10:57+02:00

WTF !!! Why am I the first reason on the drunk list ?

Statistics: Posted by dstojkov — 17 Sep 2015, 22:10

Re: The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T21:44:57+02:00

if you need to get rid of your alcohol adiction I have a game for you as well, drink everything when someone else than me or ratard edit wiki

Statistics: Posted by speed2 — 17 Sep 2015, 21:44

The FAF Drinking Game

2015-09-17T23:42:38+02:00

Tired of waiting 40 min for a game? Too much of a pussy to actually play a game? No friends and bored on a friday night?

Try the FAF Drinking game, it's simple: Log into FAF, observe (or participate in) Aeolus and....

Take a shot every time:

Dstojkov mentions 3599
Someone gets kicked
Tremarl/Vicki/Katara says something retarded
Speed2 links the faf wiki
Someone promotes #freereek
A pro complains about not getting any games
Luxy says he is rusty/makes an excuse not to play a game
Someone argues about balance
QAI insults someone
Viking looks down
Totaltuna makes a fish pun
TA4life complains about UI lag

Finish bottle when:

Someone gets banned
You get invited to the lenny channel
You discover one of Luxy's new smurfs
You discover Zlo has friended you

If you're a lightweight replace shots with beers or whatever.

Enjoy!

Statistics: Posted by Ceneraii — 17 Sep 2015, 21:37