Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

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Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

Postby Blackheart » 16 Apr 2017, 02:36

An ode to Sentons

The game I used to know
Took blow after blow
Sentons, to you I now bow
How could I sink so low
I hear them crow
Why is the game so slow
Is this just a show
Let the rage flow
Sentons, to you I owe
My change from pro to joe
Please let me go

The only place to still play
3650 Sentons day after day
Foley doesnt join just why
Cant he hear me cry?
Together with my Dogler the loyal knight
We play like in the old days, night by night
And still something doesnt feel right
The hunger died, replaced by blight
A return to the old tryharding out of sight
Only one disciple is still training strong
Pushing sandbox at least 10 hours long
For his efforts he shall be included in this song
Im off, to enjoy some beer pong
Just kidding, as if i would long
for RL stuff, that would be wrong
Goodnight.
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Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

Postby RocketRooster » 16 Apr 2017, 06:25

I approve of this thread!
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Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

Postby RocketRooster » 16 Apr 2017, 06:26

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console.log(function unitsOfSpam(qty, inc) {
return qty >= 0 ? (inc ? inc : (inc = 0, inc),
(uos = function(qty) { return (qty ? qty.toString() : (amt = 'No more', amt)) + ' unit' + (qty === 1 ? '' : 's') + ' of spam'}, uos(qty))
+ (otr = ' on the roll', otr) + ', ' + uos(qty).toLowerCase() + '.\n'
+ (qty ? 'Take ' + (qty === 1 ? 'it' : 'one') + ' out and spread it around,\n' + uos(qty - 1) + otr : 'Go to the HQ and build some more,\n' + uos(inc) + otr) + '.\n\n'
+ unitsOfSpam(qty - 1, inc + 1)) : '';
}(99));


I just woke up, cut me some slack :D
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Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

Postby Blackheart » 17 Jul 2017, 14:05

Evolution

If survival of the fittest applies to this lobby
It could be time to find a new hobby
Total vet FFA has taken over
Take me back to 3v3 6-leaf clover
Without a lvl 1100 ACU
6 million HP, thats true
But even upgrading the bugged energy lance
Is better than what has become FAF balance

Also somebody locked the mod vault and lost the key
So nobody can upload to escape the ACU HP
At least everybody can watch aeolus with glee
Where anybody can add to the salty sea
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Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

Postby Napalm175 » 17 Jul 2017, 18:03

https://youtu.be/bAjWBueJqnY?t=30

https://youtu.be/bAjWBueJqnY?t=189

I never thought the day would come
But it is here, I feel so dumb
FAF is better with mods than without
And finally ended, is my playing drought.
It seems to bring back an old mentality
Strategizing, planning, and the search for originality
And yet I feel free from the shadow of an old vice
The lack of salt feels nice.
Don't get me wrong, from time to time
When the bugs reveal their ugly slime
The salt can emerge, but not as much
As on that putrid mess called Seton's Clutch.
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