by Anaryl » 05 Jun 2013, 07:10
Zock killed Valarie if I remember correctly. A "we killed Valarie" might be appropriate, but you don't really point that out do you.
Also I believe:
The terrorist Cython was brought to justice today by the hero Commander Keens, a loose cannon since his wife's death during the terrorist attack by the Mad Drone, but came through because there was no one else and the people of the UEF needed him.
Apparently enraged by the brutal footage of canni-octo-murder-rape of the innocent people, Commander Keens, threw himself into a desperate battle to bring down the vile Cython. As he charged into him, ACU's clashing in a desperate struggling, the power of his true Anarylian form exploded forth, barely shielding him from the resulting blast. Battered and bruised, Keens emerged battered and triumphant, continuing his hunt for vengeance upon the Mad Drone, and all murder-raping with octopuses Cybran rebels across the galaxy.
Today, the people of planet 136 celebrate freedoms by dancing in the street, holding parades and singing songs of Cython's noobishness. Whether the lull in fighting will continue, is anyone's guess.
Cybran representatives have yet to comment on claims about Cybran rebels are murder raping people with octopuses and standing by/and or raping the people while the octopus eats their insides out. Other nations have condemned the reports.
Planet 146(C)GNN