My third act is to launch a tournament to settle once and for all which power is mightier: the aeolus afks or forum squatters.
The maps will be the Off-Topic forum, the suggestions forum, and an auto-join tourney channel to give the afks a chance at winning.
Points will be assigned based on innovative use of nonsense, as well as for apathy great enough to prevent you taking part.
Prize pool tbc.