Forged Alliance Forever

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-07-28T10:36:06+02:00

A farewell to mental illness:

I created a self
Not myself

She harbored some dreams
of living under blissful trees,
of waking to a fair new morn
that would lend us new-born
Our hours of endless fun,
gilt by that rising sweet sun

But the beach is in dusk,
and the joy buried in dust;
Those waves so azure
now await their erasure

Ah, the famed waters of Setons,
a sea that distracted my demons;
You were an image sewn in despair,
to hide a void of lethal affair,
a shelter like a womb,
now a pathway to my tomb

Through you I breathe,
through you I cease,
when you die,
so do I
------

What about an ode to the sublime beauty of sea-lying wrecks?
Surely I am not alone with these reverent feelings that owe their
ardent duty to those long sleek hulls that sleep in deep wet beds?

Oh, you rusting carapaces of maturing mass,
that supply us the means to fulfill our dreams;
Your divine shapes make commanders your pawns,
And at the beach bid them dance to your tunes;
The ecstatic sounds of moaning steel, seductively
scuttling under the azure face of Setons soft waves.
Were it not for the sun, who with her golden honey beams
lights those enchanted depths, I bet, that the thankless sea
Would hide those goods with a jealous plea:
"No no, don't look here, this is only a massless field!"

Ah, you late noble Summits and drowned fierce Neptunes,
glimmering ex-Galaxies and sunken good Omens,
There is not a sight that would rival your shapes!
(but, perhaps, the towering forms of a fallen black Czar;
but that, is a song for another mouth to sing)

And though the gloomy galleries
of oceans great treasures
are from me by time now denied,
Sometimes still, in my secret dreams,
I hear you speak, and tremble at these words
that your sweet rusting lips utter in my ear:
'Reclaim me like one of your French wrecks'

Statistics: Posted by Hildegard — 28 Jul 2017, 10:36

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-07-17T18:03:42+02:00

https://youtu.be/bAjWBueJqnY?t=30

https://youtu.be/bAjWBueJqnY?t=189

I never thought the day would come
But it is here, I feel so dumb
FAF is better with mods than without
And finally ended, is my playing drought.
It seems to bring back an old mentality
Strategizing, planning, and the search for originality
And yet I feel free from the shadow of an old vice
The lack of salt feels nice.
Don't get me wrong, from time to time
When the bugs reveal their ugly slime
The salt can emerge, but not as much
As on that putrid mess called Seton's Clutch.

Statistics: Posted by Napalm175 — 17 Jul 2017, 18:03

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-07-17T14:05:48+02:00

Evolution

If survival of the fittest applies to this lobby
It could be time to find a new hobby
Total vet FFA has taken over
Take me back to 3v3 6-leaf clover
Without a lvl 1100 ACU
6 million HP, thats true
But even upgrading the bugged energy lance
Is better than what has become FAF balance

Also somebody locked the mod vault and lost the key
So nobody can upload to escape the ACU HP
At least everybody can watch aeolus with glee
Where anybody can add to the salty sea

Statistics: Posted by Blackheart — 17 Jul 2017, 14:05

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-04-16T06:26:41+02:00

Code:: console.log(function unitsOfSpam(qty, inc) { return qty >= 0 ? (inc ? inc : (inc = 0, inc), (uos = function(qty) { return (qty ? qty.toString() : (amt = 'No more', amt)) + ' unit' + (qty === 1 ? '' : 's') + ' of spam'}, uos(qty)) + (otr = ' on the roll', otr) + ', ' + uos(qty).toLowerCase() + '.\n' + (qty ? 'Take ' + (qty === 1 ? 'it' : 'one') + ' out and spread it around,\n' + uos(qty - 1) + otr : 'Go to the HQ and build some more,\n' + uos(inc) + otr) + '.\n\n' + unitsOfSpam(qty - 1, inc + 1)) : ''; }(99));

I just woke up, cut me some slack

Statistics: Posted by RocketRooster — 16 Apr 2017, 06:26

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-04-16T06:30:07+02:00

I approve of this thread!

Statistics: Posted by RocketRooster — 16 Apr 2017, 06:25

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2017-04-16T02:36:10+02:00

An ode to Sentons

The game I used to know
Took blow after blow
Sentons, to you I now bow
How could I sink so low
I hear them crow
Why is the game so slow
Is this just a show
Let the rage flow
Sentons, to you I owe
My change from pro to joe
Please let me go

The only place to still play
3650 Sentons day after day
Foley doesnt join just why
Cant he hear me cry?
Together with my Dogler the loyal knight
We play like in the old days, night by night
And still something doesnt feel right
The hunger died, replaced by blight
A return to the old tryharding out of sight
Only one disciple is still training strong
Pushing sandbox at least 10 hours long
For his efforts he shall be included in this song
Im off, to enjoy some beer pong
Just kidding, as if i would long
for RL stuff, that would be wrong
Goodnight.

Statistics: Posted by Blackheart — 16 Apr 2017, 02:36

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-08-24T08:51:05+02:00

The patch is here,
Zock,
Where is the cheer?
Shock,
They leer,
Flock,
They jeer,
Squawk,
Try to make things clear,
Talk,
They sneer,
Mock,
They smear,
Block,
It's taken a year,
Gawk,
Much to fear?
Walk?
f*** it, have a beer,
Bock,

Statistics: Posted by Mel_Gibson — 24 Aug 2016, 08:51

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-20T19:54:45+02:00

CTRL-K, I envy you
when first I saw you
I merely thought:
what a comical sudden blast
so fun, so spontaneous
but now, I envy you
what a way to go out
painless and with ease
full of light and then cease

no more pings
only a blast

Statistics: Posted by Hildegard — 20 Jul 2016, 19:54

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-18T14:53:47+02:00

People in here not spitting in rhyme
Even worse, TA announces he's over faf
It's all becoming such a pantomime
Is there a future past the aftermath?
If it's no longer TA's pastime
We're headed down the wrong path

His casts were prime time
Straight from the right brain
Some of his plays were sublime
UI lag? Some thought him insane
Regardless, a pillar of the community
Now, in his place, all we have is disunity

The disconnects are frequent
There seems to be no treatment
So easy to lament,
But even when Zep was Mr. President
We still had discontent
Well into our descent
Is it too late to reinvent?

And the Games?
"The holiest place in RTS, although i'm not sure i believe that anymore"
They don't fill
There's no thrill
Even if they did, forget it, there's no skill
It's downhill
In fafville
Wait still?
Nil
There are glitches in the matrix
I'll take the red pill

Statistics: Posted by Mel_Gibson — 18 Jul 2016, 14:53

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-18T14:22:02+02:00

Green used to be quite fast too

Statistics: Posted by Viba — 18 Jul 2016, 14:22

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-18T02:28:16+02:00

red is the fastest colour

Statistics: Posted by biass — 18 Jul 2016, 02:28

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-18T02:10:55+02:00

ZOB wrote:
maybe try a gaming mobo instead of a workstation mobo.

because the red plastic and RGB LEDs will make the game run better ?

Statistics: Posted by Zoram — 18 Jul 2016, 02:10

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-18T02:07:41+02:00

people still use win xp successfully to play this game.

maybe try a gaming mobo instead of a workstation mobo.

Statistics: Posted by ZOB — 18 Jul 2016, 02:07

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-17T20:45:59+02:00

After uninstalling FAF, I set up thomas train sets all over the house with my three year old. I am finding my FAF addiction fading away, really sad how it all went to shit. Should be a lesson to any programmer working on games. If you make something based on microsoft products, your work has an expiration date. The other sad part is that something like FA will not be made, unless there is some major accident somewhere.

Maybe after ww3, when the world is split into multiple isolated areas, one of the areas can rediscover windows xp and someone might still have an FA disk somewhere. Unfortunately they will have to play with 3596 balance.

Statistics: Posted by SeraphimLeftNut — 17 Jul 2016, 20:45

Re: Somewhere far away from Seton's Clutch

2016-07-17T14:26:25+02:00

One day
we will click on the faf symbol and say
lets see if theres still green on sentons bay
"Establishing connection" takes forever
retry it 100 times, how clever
Still not working
lets try tinkering
firewall, ports, connection
all working in perfection
One day
we will give up and realize
its finally time to be wise
Filling the now empty spot in life
with work, gym, maybe a wife
Establishing Connection
Cancel
Real life has won

Statistics: Posted by Blackheart — 17 Jul 2016, 14:26